A MAN is still calling socially alert things ‘woke’ as if it’s an insult, it has emerged.
A BOYFRIEND is preparing his partner for disappointment this Valentine’s Day, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN has agreed that January can f*ck right off.
LISTENING to audiobooks does not count as reading, the publishing industry has confirmed.
A GROUP of men in their 30s have downgraded their Saturday night 'larging it' plans to 'mediuming it' instead.
A SINGLE pint of lager has been deemed full compensation for eight hours of hard manual labour helping a friend move.
IT’S FREEZING cold and it’s raining but you’ve still got to sit through your kid’s five-a-side game followed by two hours of touch-rugby. Here’s how to endure it.
A FOUR-YEAR-OLD has baked cookies that everybody is doing their level best to not actually eat, they have confirmed.
BRITAIN leaves the EU once and for all on Friday, never to look back and never to return. So how are you spending your final weekend as a European?
FITNESS experts and scientists have unanimously decided that the hardest exercise a human can do is going round the shops trying on new jeans.
A MAN absolutely will not carry his partner’s handbag for her in public, ever.
BBC Question Time has faced criticism for the idiots it gives airtime to. So are you enough of a gobsh*te to be on the panel or in the audience? Take our test.