ATTRACTIVE single people in your area desperately want to join your social bubble, adverts are claiming.
THE coronavirus has admitted it has changed its outlook on life after spending Saturday night in a field near Oldham out of its box on E.
DO you have difficulty distinguishing between a legitimate place to relieve yourself and the kind of monument you claim to be defending?
FOR a single married couple in the whole of Britain, enforced time at home together has not been a curse but a blessing.
A COUPLE who decided to shop in Waitrose as a treat have come home and immediately requested a three-month mortgage holiday.
PRIMARK branches around England are besieged by naked Primark customers whose crappy clothing fell apart a fortnight into lockdown.
A COUPLE do not know what they did wrong in raising their daughter for her to have opinions which diverge from their own.
A boring-as-f**k birthday message to my two-year-old who isn't on social media so will never read this
HAPPY birthday to my darling boy! You won’t actually see this because you can’t read and aren’t on social media on account of being a toddler.
THAT f**king free trial thing you did last month has renewed for a sum of money you did not want to pay because you forget to cancel.
MANY people are turning to e-scooters as an alternative mode of transport, with the only downside that they look like stupid twats who get in everyone's way. Here are five ways to look less idiotic on your overpriced adult toy-mobile.
LOCKDOWN restrictions needn’t be the death knell for your misguided romantic endeavours. Enjoy some summer lovin’ that will leave you emotionally scarred with these tips.
A WOMAN is incredibly smug about all the gardening she is doing, even though she is growing things that she thinks are horrible.