IF you were keen to be an aspirational show-off in the 2000s, certain status symbols were vital. Was your house full of this sort of tat?
ALL Londoners leaving the capital for a better life are moving en masse to Cornwall and the Cotswolds, they have confirmed.
NOT sure if a faceless corporation is pulling your leg? Check to see if it’s one of these exhaustingly tedious jokes that brands wheel out every April Fools’ Day.
EVERYONE is relieved that regular life is gradually resuming, but there’s a considerable downside. After a year, have you forgotten what normality is like?
ARE your attempts to have a debate frequently undermined by the other person's inability to argue without being a complete twat? Here are their annoying techniques.
BRITAIN now enjoys the incredible street food of a host of nations, which is fantastic because ours is shit. These are the vile things we eat with our fingers.
THE Archbishop of Canterbury has told Harry and Meghan that if they want to call him a liar he will come round and they can do it to his f**king face.
THE Mr Men helped us understand the world as children, but where are they now we’re baffled adults? These are the Mr Men books we need today...
A PUZZLED Briton is wondering, since the UK has been cleared of racism, where all these racists he keeps meeting are from.
A BRITISH fan of Bruce Springsteen is wondering why his idol has never written a song about the Wiltshire town of Swindon.
AS lockdown eases, many British citizens will be heading to a park, beach or beauty spot for drunken mayhem and a punch-up. Ensure you follow the rules:
RAISING kids is no easy task, especially when teachers are filling their heads with toxic crap about Easter being about ‘more than just eggs’.