CUBA’S ailing leader Fidel Castro is to retire from dictating so he can spend more time playing golf and persecuting gays, his aides confirmed last night.
THE BBC has unveiled the spectacular line-up for what promises to be the best Billiepipermas ever.
KING Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was praised by the international community last night after pledging to release more than 20% of his country's female hit and run victims.
TEHRAN (Agence Mash-Presse): THE narrow, dusty road from Tehran to the Turkish border is normally quiet at this time of year.
GOOGLE is to create its own internet encyclopaedia in a bid to corner the growing market for online bollocks.
FORMER TV weather girl Ulrika Jonsson is to begin a crash-course in conversational Italian, she announced last night.
PRINCE Philip sent a series of crude death threats to Princess Diana which often included thinly veiled attacks on the Chinese, an inquest heard yesterday.
THIS year has been the best smelling since global smell records began, the United Nations confirmed last night.
MOTHERS who work are happier than those who stay at home because they can have liquid lunches and don't have to spend time with their kids, according to a new report.
POLICE are threatening an immediate halt to all Brazilian face-shootings as part of their ongoing pay row with the government.
THE government has unveiled its 10 year vision for Britain's children with a pledge that childhood will now begin at birth.