DO you fantasise about murdering your partner while they sleep? Take our quiz and find out if you’re a cold-blooded psychopath or just sick of their snoring.
A MAN who thought a conversation about ‘period poverty’ needed his ill-informed opinions has been told in strong terms that it did not.
A KITCHEN with a twee little sign saying it is used for dancing is mainly used for getting hammered on Shiraz.
THE Daily Mail has renamed itself the Daily F**k You Meghan We Hate You in recognition of its core focus as a publication.
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A 34-YEAR-OLD woman believes she can reverse the damage inflicted by years of fags and booze with a rejuvenating face mask.
A MAN describing himself as a ‘self-styled’ expert is without doubt a d*ckhead, researchers have confirmed.
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PEOPLE who have been complaining about the evils of Amazon for years have been forced to admit that the Saudi Arabian Royal family might just have the edge.
A MAN attempting to counsel a female friend after a breakup has run out of platitudes in record time, he has admitted.
FORECASTERS have warned that the current cold weather will continue as long as Britain remains an island betweeen continental Europe and the Atlantic during winter.