HI, I’m Bear Grylls, and tomorrow I’m going to be visiting the most dangerous environment on Earth: the English high street.
A WOMAN has somehow baked a loaf of bread without banging on about it all over the internet.
THE Sun is the worst of Britain and has been for 40 years. But can it continue its downward spiral into evil? Perhaps with these headlines:
DO you have a strong urge to criticise Black Lives Matter on Mail Online without looking like an actual racist? Here’s how to go about it.
ARE you wondering how the government’s daily briefings manage to be quite so pointless? Here is the Q&A document used by Matt Hancock or whoever gets the short straw that day.
A MAN has found that supporting his parents during coronavirus is nothing compared to the trauma of helping them install Windows 10.
CHILDREN who have been at home for the past 12 weeks have sacked off schooling to concentrate on being a pain in the arse.
A MAN has ended his new relationship by celebrating its one month anniversary, it has emerged.
THE prime minister has announced that science is a load of bollocks only metropolitan liberal elitists believe in.
WHEN the UK/US trade deal happens and those pesky food standards are lowered we’ll be able to make all sorts of monstrous meals. Here are some suggestions.
LITTLE Britain DVDs have joined the Edward Colston statue at the bottom of Bristol Harbour, it has been confirmed.
ARE you confused by the government’s weird and disjointed plans for returning to normal? Here are your questions answered as best we can.