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A F**KWIT believes that the first hesitant steps of easing Covid restrictions today means the virus is gone for good.
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Boris naked outside Westminster on rope after being caught shagging Gove's wife a 'non-story', says BBC
THE BBC will not report on Boris Johnson absailing down Westminster Palace naked after being caught in flagrante with Sarah Vine because it is a ‘non-story’.
A 39-YEAR-OLD woman asked for ID when buying alcohol will not stop banging on about it, sources have reported.
MATHS GCSE questions are being updated to make them more relevant to our modern world of electric scooters and videogame streaming. Can you answer them?
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ARE you the type of sap who believes your cat brings in dead birds as a 'gift'? Find out what other signs of love actually mean it thinks you're a wanker.
RICHARD Curtis has announced he is making Covid Actually, a film where posh, entitled people bumble their way charmingly through the pandemic.
A married couple are having two entirely separate conversations without realising it.
YOUR mum has asked if you are 'high on pot' and expects a serious answer, it has emerged.
NEED to get your elderly father out of your immediate vicinity? Try out these phrases and watch him instantly remember something he needed from the kitchen.