THE girlfriend of a man who believes he is funny enough to be a stand-up comedian is considering terminating the relationship immediately.
A CHILD with trendy parents who uses their first names instead of 'mum' and 'dad' is having a chilling effect on people.
A CONTROVERSIAL new study suggests that leading a rich and full life might not necessarily involve getting sh*tfaced as often as possible.
GOING to a supermarket at 4am is strangely exciting and edgy even though it is just full of knackered people stacking shelves, it has been confirmed.
A MAN without much personality has decided to compensate by constantly telling people how into meat he is.
WANT to change your name? Perhaps you’re on the run or just tired of being called Leslie Smallcock? Here’s how to do it without sounding like a tw*t.
CHANNEL 4 has unveiled this year’s Bake Off hipster, who will meet with a terrible fate.
A WOMAN who binge-watched all the episodes of Mindhunter is convinced she has developed an instinct for sniffing out sadistic murderers.
A WOMAN’S designer leather handbag has gradually evolved into a crap-filled portable dustbin.
EXPERTS have agreed that it is best for everyone if we neither think about nor acknowledge what cheese actually is.
AN anonymous whistleblower has revealed that Britain's universities are hotbeds of dweebish behaviour.
A WOMAN has become a self help guru after accidentally putting every 10th word she writes in capital letters.