THE Diana inquest jury was last night taken to the bathroom of the Ritz Hotel in Paris to see where the Princess enjoyed her final bowel movement.
THE jury hearing the inquest into the murder of Princess Diana by MI6 is to spend the rest of the week diving off a yacht on the Cote d’Azur while wearing a leopard print swimsuit.
VICARS should remove their dog collars before attempting to rub themselves against choirboys, according to new guidelines.
SUBURBAN Britain is being swept by a kinky new craze for organ swapping, the Daily Mash can reveal.
THE Ritz Hotel in Paris was being hoovered less than an hour before Princess Diana died, according to dramatic video footage.
BOILING up a bag of foul smelling old twigs sold to you by a man who has no medical knowledge will not cure you of cancer, a shock new report claims today.
BUSY professionals can now get their brains cleaned at their desks under a new mind-valet service launched yesterday by Rentokil.
BRITISH children have stepped up their demands for television programmes they will be able to bore each other with at dinner parties.
BRITAIN will become a nation of pervs within five years, making it the second kinkiest country in Europe after France, according to new research by the Joseph Rowntree Foundation.
A LARGE bar of milk chocolate stops lazy people from telling lies about how exhasuted they are, new research suggests.
THE Pope has commissioned a $1bn super-telescope as the Vatican steps up its hunt for Jesus.