THE BBC is to launch a new 24-hour radio station given over entirely to phone-ins from punters, promising round the clock burbling inanities and factual inaccuracy.
A CASH-STRAPPED British soldier serving in Iraq has offered himself up for kidnap after pre-selling his post release interview rights to ITV.
POWERFUL household cleaner Cillit Bang has been awarded a five year contract to run the National Health Service.
SUPERMARKET giant Tesco is to invest £300 billion in a major expansion plan which will see it build a mini-store attached to every home in Britain within the next five years.
LEADERS of the Roman Catholic and Anglican churches have agreed an historic deal with the government over adoption by gay couples .
WITH one-in-three television programmes now classed as overtly racist, a new channel is being launched to cater for a growing market of bigoted lunatics.
HIGH Ferrari prices are making it harder for young professionals to get their foot on the Italian supercar ladder, according to a new study.
HEATHER Mills McCartney, estranged wife of little known songwriter Sir Paul McCartney, yesterday summoned the world’s media to a major press conference where she demanded they ignore her completely.
HEALTH minister Andy Kerr today launched a multi-million pound initiative to teach Scots how to go to the lavatory.
THE BBC has launched its latest salvo in the ratings war with a reality TV show based on the incitement of unbridled hatred.