A PACK of cards is the only thing holding a family holiday together, it has been confirmed.
FILMS described as 'feel good' should be rebranded as 'toss', experts have confirmed.
A WOMAN has been under the delusion she was friends with an upper middle-class couple only to discover they just like eating olives.
THE act of ‘popping round’ unannounced to someone’s house is to be reclassified as a crime with the possibility of a custodial sentence.
A MOTHER is increasingly convinced her cute toddler will grow up to be an insufferable tosspot as he reaches manhood.
A PICNIC is the perfect meal: finger food with booze and hardly any washing up. But thankfully middle class people have found ways to complicate it. Here's how to ruin your next one.
PARENTS of young children on their summer holidays have welcomed a new episode of Peppa Pig that runs continuously for 42 days.
IF you’re prepared to make yourself late for an appointment because you wanted to see the end of Bad Boys II, you may be familiar with the rest of this list.
IT is extremely obvious that a band’s Wikipedia page was written by them, sources have confirmed.
THE BBC is always at pains to present both sides of an argument. Here news editor Nathan Muir discusses the ongoing ‘round or flat Earth’ debate.
A WOMAN has fled her new boyfriend’s house after doing an unflushable poo in his toilet.
A WOMAN on a night out is one item of leopard print away from being confused with a jungle cat using its hind legs to walk.