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Couple in their 30s recovering after terrifying trip to Urban Outfitters

A COUPLE in their late 30s are recovering at home after accidentally wandering into an Urban Outfitters.

Things you've been doing wrong for years according to bullshit articles

FROM eating pasta to putting on your socks, you’ve probably been doing it wrong for years - at least according to articles like this. Here's how to correct your mistakes.

Fake news media having a particularly busy day

THE fake news media is busily reporting all kinds of lies and nonsense while ignoring the real story about how America is becoming great again, a source has claimed. 

Fox hunting still number one hobby that's not really a hobby it's just f**king horrible

FOX Hunting is still the number one hobby for people who need to realise it is not a hobby it is just nasty, it has been confirmed.

You have measles because daddy reads bullshit on the internet, child told

A CHILD with measles was told it is because daddy stays up late reading utter bullshit on the internet and bases decisions on that.

Britain's best and worst chip shops basically identical

THE BEST chip shop in Britain is basically the same as the shittest, it has been confirmed.

Man complains sci-fi film is 'a bit far-fetched'

A MAN has complained about a science fiction film being 'far-fetched' and 'unrealistic'.

Indie band reunites for one last argument

AN INDIE band from the Britpop era have announced they are reuniting for a final massive argument.