ARE you worried that you’ve slept with less than half of your office, and it’s affecting your reputation and career prospects?
A START-UP company is based in a normal office instead of a giant playground and is paying people a fair wage instead of free kombucha.
THE full-cast song with which the Game of Thrones finale concluded last night has been released as a single with hopes it will go to number one.
DENTISTS have confirmed that they charge huge amounts as compensation for having to spend their working lives staring into your disgusting mouths.
A MAN’S views are being ignored by mainstream politicians just because he is a paranoid racist consumed by burning hatred.
THE nation’s uncles have confirmed that if you turn up every three months or so with a big present, the kids think you are great.
AN artisan bakery is making middle class people behave as if it were dispensing a heroin-like substance.
A MAN has still not achieved his life’s goal of owning a ride-on lawnmower and a garden big enough to use it, he has confessed.
A WOMAN is refusing to accept that her husband has caught a cold in case he expects special treatment.
HALF a million Game of Thrones fans have signed a petition demanding a special cuddle and an assurance that mummy loves them.
COLLEGES keen to equip students with key life skills are introducing a National Vocational Qualification in putting a cover on a duvet.
A MOTHER-of-two has spent every single penny she had in a single afternoon at the school’s summer fete.