CONCERNED about the health of your relationship? If you receive any of these lacklustre gifts you’ll be seeing 2021 in single.
A MOTHER-OF-TWO has started a business of her own inspired by her experiences of having children and needing a legitimate reason to spend time away from them.
DO you wake up to clear blue winter skies only to find the sun’s gone by the time you’re dressed? Here’s how to make the most of your tiny slice of daylight.
A METICULOUSLY crafted and devastatingly detailed passive-aggressive office email has received a short, cheerful response.
CONFUSED that an alteration of Covid rules is the same as the government cancelling Christmas, like the Puritans?
SUPERHERO fans has theorised that the new mutant Covid could be protecting us even though hated and feared by humanity, like the X-Men.
A MUM is studying for a four-year engineering degree in the hope she will learn how to untwist her child’s car-seat straps.
HAS your hairdresser mutilated your coiffure beyond repair? Here’s how to burn down your life and start again.
HORDES of bewildered boyfriends are milling around Lush desperately seeking Christmas gifts for their partners.
LONDON entering tier 3 lockdown is great news if you’re nuturing a hatred of London and everyone in it. Are you one of those dicks?
DOES anyone getting into your car first ask questions about whether it has working airbags? Then you’re the kind of driver everyone hates being in a car with. These are the signs.
A FAMILY cat is livid that his name was added to all the Christmas cards sent by his household without his permission.