AN idiot has convinced himself that life will be difficult for the Duke of Sussex from this point on.
A 30 YEAR-OLD woman is about to learn a harsh lesson after failing to undo her hair bun for four days.
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A WOMAN who left her reusable flask at home has been coming in late from work with brown lips and stinking of pumpkin spiced latte.
PRODUCERS of the James Bond franchise have confirmed that there will never be a ginger Bond for as long as they have any say in the matter.
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A COUPLE have chosen to move in together before taking the next step of breaking up.
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A MAN who has grown to hate a TV show refuses to miss a single episode, it has emerged.