Science & Technology
New app shows Londoners what it would be like to own a house
A NEW smartphone app simulating the experience of home ownership in London is wildly popular among young people.
UK could have driverless government by 2020, say experts
TECH experts have confirmed that the UK could have a driverless government as soon as 2020.
Mathematical equations still best way to sell shampoo
COMPLICATED mathematical equations requiring viewers to work out how many people equal 78 per cent of 237 remain the best way to sell shampoo, say experts.
Sir Tim Berners-Lee apologises for inventing the internet
THE inventor of the internet has apologised because it is such a load of bollocks.
Scientists confirm we are all living in Ed Sheeran's dream
OUR reality is just a dream in the mind of sleeping Ed Sheeran, it has been confirmed.
Nobody believes woman is time traveller from an hour ago
A WOMAN who has time-travelled by an hour is struggling to convince colleagues that she is from the past.
Dad wishes daughter happy birthday via LinkedIn
A FATHER who cannot tell the difference between LinkedIn and Facebook has sent his daughter a touching birthday message she will never read.
Dyson invents poncey new wheel
JAMES Dyson has reinvented the wheel to make it incredibly expensive with lots of unnecessary features.
- Best technological advance of last 40 years was Ice Magic
- Woman postpones software update for 500th day in a row
- New app alerts users when their ex is nearby
- Scientists baffled by lifelong smoker who still can't make decent rollie
- Corbyn not governed by physical laws of our universe, supporters tell Hawking
