Science & Technology
Woman loves Amazon Echo thing more than she loves boyfriend
A woman has developed feelings for a device that is more attentive and useful than her boyfriend, it has emerged.
Light sleepers told to grow the f**k up
DELICATE little flowers who claim they are woken by the slightest thing have been instructed to get over themselves.
Middle classes using yoghurt as a condiment
MIDDLE class people are using yoghurt as a type of sauce, it has emerged.
'BT Wi-Fi with Fon' told to f**k off and die
THE stupidly-named BT wi-fi thing that overrides your internet connection should burn in hell, it has been confirmed.
Scientists developing twat-free bikes
RIDERLESS bicycles free of dangerous knobheads in lycra will soon be a reality, scientists believe.
So-called 'smartphone' not smart enough to avoid being dropped in the bog
A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE smartphone was not smart enough to avoid being dropped in a nightclub toilet.
Synthetic DNA 'could create Brexiter who is not a bellend'
SCIENTISTS have created synthetic DNA that could lead to new life forms, including a Brexit supporter who is not an infuriating git.
Fog confirmed as most pointless weather type
FOG has been confirmed as the most pointless weather thing.
