Science & Technology
A MAN who refuels commercial jets has admitted he almost forgot to add the mind controlling chemicals.
A ROW about an obscure thing normal people do not care about has been raging in the Twittersphere for almost a week.
PARENTS have agreed that giving children screen time is less harmful than having to interact with them.
AN uncle who gave his nephew’s Christmas drone a sneaky test flight is worried he might not get it back without complications.
PRIVATELY operated drones are a clear sign that society has lost its mind, experts have confirmed.
DO you love shouting inanely into thin air while doing your supermarket shop? Here are some other great places to 'multitask' in annoyingly.
HOLDING in a burp will result in flatulence, according to Britain's leading eight year-old scientists.
VEHICLES described by men as 'women's cars' do not have breasts or a vagina, experts have discovered.
A MAN who does not dip his headlights thinks he is a master of the universe rather than the worst person the world, it has been confirmed.
MATHS is far too hard, experts have confirmed.
A MAN has confused his younger co-workers by explaining he had ‘taped’ a TV show to watch later.
BUS drivers have confirmed that the advent of contactless payment means they are frantically brainstorming new ways to be total arseholes.
- Son close to murdering mum and dad with six remotes and no idea what they do
- Woman unable to write friendly email without shitload of exclamation marks
- Research confirms link between blob of ice cream on floor and child losing its shit
- Phone not left to charge overnight going to be a real prick all day now