Science & Technology
MIDDLE class men have decided that when sex robots become widely available they will buy theirs from John Lewis.
AN AVERAGE person aged between 25 and 45 has spent a full decade reading the opinions of complete idiots on the internet, researchers have found.
TEA made by homeopaths does not actually contain any active tea ingredients, a study has shown.
THE new HS2 route will pass directly through a Doncaster man’s living room, between the TV and the sofa, every 30 minutes.
CONTACTLESS payment is Lucifer's dark magic, the people of the North have declared.
AMAZON’S smart speaker is not yet ready for life’s bigger questions, it has emerged.
FACEBOOK’S ‘On this day… four years ago’ feature has reminded a Facebook user that four years ago he used to actually post stuff.
GOOGLE has unveiled plans to pay its £2bn EU fine by blackmailing you about all the weird and/or dirty things you look up on the internet every single day.
RESEARCHERS have found the fossilised remains of a Southern caveman who lived in a fancy cave eating dinosaur sushi.
PRINGLES potato chips destroy your soul, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN’S robots are enjoying the hilarious and heartwarming TV appearances of Theresa May and Philip Hammond, they have revealed.
VEGAN scientists have announced the discovery of something else they can talk about apart from their veganism.