Science & Technology
THE inventor of the internet has apologised because it is such a load of bollocks.
OUR reality is just a dream in the mind of sleeping Ed Sheeran, it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN who has time-travelled by an hour is struggling to convince colleagues that she is from the past.
A FATHER who cannot tell the difference between LinkedIn and Facebook has sent his daughter a touching birthday message she will never read.
JAMES Dyson has reinvented the wheel to make it incredibly expensive with lots of unnecessary features.
THE technological advance of the last four decades that has done most to change ordinary lives was Ice Magic, Britons have agreed.
A WOMAN has clicked ’not now’ on her automatic software update for the 500th consecutive day.
AN APP that alerts users when their ex is nearby has received glowing reviews.
SCIENTISTS are baffled by a man who has been smoking for over 40 years but still can't make a roll-up that doesn't look like a dog's hind leg.
THE political wizardry of Jeremy Corbyn is beyond the understanding of a mere genius physicist, his supporters have told Stephen Hawking.
THERE are always fewer Mini Eggs in a bag than even the lowest estimate, mathematicians have confirmed.
A woman has developed feelings for a device that is more attentive and useful than her boyfriend, it has emerged.