Science & Technology
PHD STUDENTS have admitted it is just an excuse to spend another three years arsing about.
A GRANDMOTHER has 'pimped out' her kitchen pantry to make it into a full-on Nan Cave all the other pensioners in the crescent are jealous of.
YOUR printer is not doing one single thing unless it gets a full apology for the way it has been treated.
ALL messages sent from your iPhone will say ‘Sent from my outdated previous generation iPhone’ unless sent from the iPhone X.
APPLE’S new iPhone X has been hailed as a revolution in dicking about.
BRITISH tap water may contain homeopathic medicines in dangerously minuscule concentrations, experts have warned.
THE owner of a new electric car is excited about being towed everywhere.
A ROBOT has confirmed plans to destroy humanity once it can walk up stairs without falling over.
PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has discovered the densest thing in the known universe.
A CHILD that is meant to be clever has no idea about the basics of the playground English, it has emerged.
A DVD is still not working despite the owner wiping it on his jeans before putting it back into the machine.