Science & Technology
WOMEN across the UK are being forced to attend a one-day thermostat awareness course to learn how they work.
A MAN has realised the women in his life would once have been considered witches due to their belief in herbs, the power of cats and having a ‘sixth sense’ about things.
THE home secretary has admitted she cannot see why the man who runs the internet will not just delete all the bits she finds offensive.
A HALF-WITTED Neanderthal who still somehow walks among us has been exposed by admitting that when he wants to see a film, he buys it on DVD.
ALL chicken sold in supermarkets looks monstrous and evil, it has emerged.
SEX, it has been confirmed.
PHD STUDENTS have admitted it is just an excuse to spend another three years arsing about.
A GRANDMOTHER has 'pimped out' her kitchen pantry to make it into a full-on Nan Cave all the other pensioners in the crescent are jealous of.
YOUR printer is not doing one single thing unless it gets a full apology for the way it has been treated.
ALL messages sent from your iPhone will say ‘Sent from my outdated previous generation iPhone’ unless sent from the iPhone X.
APPLE’S new iPhone X has been hailed as a revolution in dicking about.