Science & Technology
A HALF-WITTED Neanderthal who still somehow walks among us has been exposed by admitting that when he wants to see a film, he buys it on DVD.
ALL chicken sold in supermarkets looks monstrous and evil, it has emerged.
SEX, it has been confirmed.
PHD STUDENTS have admitted it is just an excuse to spend another three years arsing about.
A GRANDMOTHER has 'pimped out' her kitchen pantry to make it into a full-on Nan Cave all the other pensioners in the crescent are jealous of.
YOUR printer is not doing one single thing unless it gets a full apology for the way it has been treated.
ALL messages sent from your iPhone will say ‘Sent from my outdated previous generation iPhone’ unless sent from the iPhone X.
APPLE’S new iPhone X has been hailed as a revolution in dicking about.
BRITISH tap water may contain homeopathic medicines in dangerously minuscule concentrations, experts have warned.
THE owner of a new electric car is excited about being towed everywhere.
A ROBOT has confirmed plans to destroy humanity once it can walk up stairs without falling over.