Science & Technology
THE stupidly-named BT wi-fi thing that overrides your internet connection should burn in hell, it has been confirmed.
RIDERLESS bicycles free of dangerous knobheads in lycra will soon be a reality, scientists believe.
A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE smartphone was not smart enough to avoid being dropped in a nightclub toilet.
SCIENTISTS have created synthetic DNA that could lead to new life forms, including a Brexit supporter who is not an infuriating git.
FOG has been confirmed as the most pointless weather thing.
A MIDDLE aged man has taken to Facebook like a duck trying to waddle across the M25 during rush hour.
LEAVING the EU will give all Britons the power to turn invisible and the strength to lift a car with one hand, according to a government report.
OVER £100,000 has already been raised to strap Nigel Farage to a rocket bound for the centre of the sun.
A MAN has tried to explain the concept of streaming music and TV over the internet to his relatives nine times so far this Christmas.
DAVID Attenborough has documented all aspects of our planet and is building a new one, it has been confirmed.
SAUSAGES are far better than burgers, experts have confirmed.
MICK Jagger is responsible for 20 percent of all human births, say researchers.