Science & Technology
THE public has hit out at the normal moon for its lack of effort after being wowed by the 'supermoon'.
ONCE-COOKED chips are perfectly fine, it has been confirmed.
A SKYPE chat became a bitter argument over whose shit internet connection kept making it break.
THE reliable, boring people who own Samsung phones are experiencing their most nearly-exciting day ever.
THE unrepentant owner of a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 has said he has lived by the phone and so is not afraid to die by it.
AN electrician has confessed to being absolutely awestruck by the previous electrician’s flawless installation of a bathroom extractor fan.
THE winners of the Nobel Prize in Physics have begun a lifetime of trying to explain their work to idiots.
A CAT’S ability to ‘sense’ complex emotions has been hugely overrated, it has emerged.
THE old version of Facebook was like something you might have played on a ZX Spectrum computer, it has been claimed.
THERE is no such thing as all-day drinking, it has emerged.
WINDOWS 10 has been condemned by Amnesty International as cruel and inhumane.
NO-ONE is sure why status updates on Facebook are now shouting at them.