Science & Technology
THE winners of the Nobel Prize in Physics have begun a lifetime of trying to explain their work to idiots.
A CAT’S ability to ‘sense’ complex emotions has been hugely overrated, it has emerged.
THE old version of Facebook was like something you might have played on a ZX Spectrum computer, it has been claimed.
THERE is no such thing as all-day drinking, it has emerged.
WINDOWS 10 has been condemned by Amnesty International as cruel and inhumane.
NO-ONE is sure why status updates on Facebook are now shouting at them.
A GRANDMOTHER has been watching a 16-second video loop on the front page of Mail Online for almost seven hours, her family has discovered.
AIRPOD ‘headphones’ are designed to be worn inside the rectum, Apple has confirmed.
A THING that is both black pudding and haggis has escaped from a high security butcher’s shop.
AN owner of last year's iPhone is already feeling shame, humiliation and actual physical pain every time he attempts to use it.
PEOPLE with an absurd sense of entitlement will no longer be able to watch BBC iPlayer for free, the broadcaster has confirmed.
PEOPLE whose names begin with an A get pocket-called upwards of fifty times a day, it has emerged.