Science & Technology

Facebook to add ‘F**k That' button to events

PEOPLE will be able to say ‘F**k That' to event invitations from next week, Facebook has confirmed.

Brian Cox is greatest threat to humanity, warns Stephen Hawking

PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has warned that the greatest danger facing humanity today is Brian Cox.

Tim Peake’s friend feels his weekend news has been overshadowed

ASTRONAUT Tim Peake's friend has struggled to match his weekend news during a call to the International Space Station.

Nerd wrongly assumed to know about computers

A SELF-STYLED ’nerd’ is unable to fix computers, he has confirmed.

Scientists discover element of pure stupidity

RESEARCHERS have discovered the pure atomic essence of stupidity.

Zuckerberg does not have too much money, says his new ‘robot butler’

MARK Zuckerberg has unveiled a robot servant that will continually reassure him he is not obscenely rich.

Atheist somehow able to make moral decisions

HUMANS who do not believe in a god still have some morals, it has emerged.

Playstation 5 to do away with humans

SONY has confirmed the new Playstation has no need of you.

Charity launches National Smartphone Day

A CHARITY has launched a special day to raise awareness about underused smartphones.

All women bisexual, claims scientist clearly hoping for threesome

A SCIENTIST has concluded that all women are attracted to both sexes, especially his long-term girlfriend and her best friend Mandy.

Researchers to identify when you can insult your friend's ex

SCIENTISTS are hoping to identify the earliest point at which you can tell your friend their ex was a nightmare.

Happiness linked to being a bit thick

RESEARCHERS have uncovered a direct link between contentment and thickness.