Science & Technology
THE health secretary has admitted that the government’s 'world beating' track and trace app failed because it was developed for a 20-year-old phone.
EXPERTS have confirmed that it is possible that even if an issue has not directly impacted your life, it may still be real.
BRITAIN could have spent 12 weeks of lockdown learning the piano, reading Ulysses or helping others, but instead we’re being bloody angry online. Who’s getting it today?
A MAN has found that supporting his parents during coronavirus is nothing compared to the trauma of helping them install Windows 10.
THE prime minister has announced that science is a load of bollocks only metropolitan liberal elitists believe in.
WHY is the government is taking actions for pandemic level one while we’re at level four but pretending it’s level three? Let me explain while soaring on ket.
A MAN presumed to be dead after losing interest in social media in 2015 has been discovered alive and well and living in Colchester.
TIKTOK is the surprise internet hit of coronavirus as people attempt to fill the endless empty hours of lockdown. Here are some great videos if your attention span is f**ked.
ALMOST nine in ten of the smug arseholes who flounced off social media years ago have come shamefacedly back, it has emerged.
YOU’VE done your favourite albums, films and TV shows. But there are still months of lockdown to fill, so what other moronic lists can you and your Facebook mates share?
A VIRTUAL hen party was so much more enjoyable than the real thing that it was actually enjoyable, attendees have confirmed.
A WOMAN who last showered a week ago is carefully disinfecting her iPhone, she has confirmed.