Science & Technology
YOU’VE done your favourite albums, films and TV shows. But there are still months of lockdown to fill, so what other moronic lists can you and your Facebook mates share?
A VIRTUAL hen party was so much more enjoyable than the real thing that it was actually enjoyable, attendees have confirmed.
A WOMAN who last showered a week ago is carefully disinfecting her iPhone, she has confirmed.
A WOMAN is incapable of feeling alive unless she is splitting her attention between at least five different screens, she has confirmed.
OVER-40s are now wishing they had not put the year they were born on their email address.
A TECH start-up has launched a new app that notifies you every 30 seconds that you do not receive notifications, saving you checking for yourself.
A DEEPLY unhinged junior accountant is staring directly at his laptop’s camera throughout the Monday morning Zoom meeting, colleagues have confirmed.
THE UK is not succeeding at flattening the curve of the number of WhatsApps it is receiving, it has admitted.
YOU may have shaken off your family thanks to social distancing, but there’s no escaping them once they set up a WhatsApp group. Here’s what to expect.
ARE you loathing those keen bastards who insist on video conferencing when a simple phone call will do? Try these tips for getting out of it:
A MIDDLE-CLASS couple who formerly set strict limits on their children’s screen time have suddenly changed their minds, they have confirmed.
A NINE-YEAR-OLD has admitted defeat in trying to limit his device-obsessed parents to three or four hours’ screen time a day.