Science & Technology
BMW drivers have assured the public that speed limiting technology will not stop them being tossers on the roads.
A MAN who has spent too much time on Twitter now believes it is normal to respond to any minor annoyance with calls for murder.
A MAN on an electric unicycle has given the world a glimpse of the tiresome tossers they will have to deal with more regularly in the future.
DO you feel an inexplicable need to start your own YouTube channel for your amateurish, unwatched videos? Why not try failing to attract an audience in these popular genres?
OLD laptops are devastated by their fickle owners suddenly preferring their new computer, they have revealed.
IT might seem like an easy enough question, but what if you were to just lie? So with that terrifying thought in mind let's see if you really are a robot or not...
THERESA May has explained that time is merely an illusion and an infinity of moments stretch between now and March 29th, so no problem.
A MAN who rejects the evidence for global warming does believe that a Death Star will one day be built in space.
SCIENTISTS have vowed to 'step up' amid harsh criticism over their complete failure to bring about a zombie apocalypse.
A MAN who could not find his mobile phone for a harrowing less than a minute has described his ordeal for the first time.
A MAN has discovered a six-foot long fatberg staring back at him in the mirror.
BEER tastes incredible if you drink it on a train, it has emerged.