Science & Technology

Why I’m deleting Facebook, by someone who has no idea it also owns WhatsApp and Instagram

Facebook is no longer a force for good. And that is why I am deleting my profile while continuing to use WhatsApp and Instagram.

Lib Dems harvested data from MySpace

THE Liberal Democrats harvested data from millions of MySpace accounts, it has emerged.

I invented read receipts, confirms Satan

SATAN has confirmed that he is solely responsible for the invention of instant message read receipts.

Reverse psychology fails to work on broken zip

PRETENDING you are not bothered about a zip being stuck on a jacket fails to fix it, research has confirmed.

Instagram throwing evolution into reverse, say scientists

ANYONE who describes themselves as an 'Instagrammer' is a step back in human evolution, scientists have claimed.

Superhero to use most powerful move 'much earlier' in future adventures

A SUPERHERO has realised that from now on he should probably use his most powerful move a lot earlier.

Internet was ‘huge mistake’ and should be deleted

THE 25-year experiment that is the internet has proved to be a dreadful mistake for everyone involved and will be deleted as soon as possible.