Science & Technology
SCIENTISTS at Dundee University have embarked on the world's first human-animal hybrid embryo project in a bid to create Satan.
SCIENTISTS at Dundee University have developed the world's first talking road signs as a cheap alternative to satellite navigation systems.
PRINCE Philip has announced that he is 'absolutely thrilled' with his new set of balls.
EXPERTS warned of an environmental catastrophe last night after enough bullshit to fill 6.5 billion Vauxhall Zafiras poured into the Forth estuary.
RISING CO2 levels will cause statues to come to life and wreak blood-thirsty revenge on their human tormentors, scientists warned today.
SCIENTISTS at Dundee University have patented what they claim is the world's first self-hoovering floor.
RESEARCHERS last night claimed they had discovered a gene which increases people’s propensity to launch enquiries into the bleeding obvious.