Science & Technology
Mum sending message via WhatsApp, Viber, Facebook, text and email perfectly aware they all go to same device
A MUM sending the same message via five different platforms is perfectly aware that they all goes to her daughter’s one phone, she has confirmed.
CATS have a complex system of cat swear words, researchers have discovered.
THE personal data collected over the internet is all bollocks, it has finally been admitted.
CHILDREN who keep losing their phones will have to make do with traditional communication methods such as letters, parents have decided.
IT may have featured Tom Hardy in arseless chinos and an alien horse invasion but no one wants to hear your dream, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN has agreed that if it is just a piss then washing your hands is not a big deal.
THE UK has agreed that today’s mild sunshine means summer has arrived and it will never be cold again.
KNOBHEADS in the workplace could soon be replaced with robots who are equally annoying to work with but more efficient at it, experts believe.
SENATORS questioning Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg asked if he wouldn’t mind having a look at their printer, while he was there.
Facebook is no longer a force for good. And that is why I am deleting my profile while continuing to use WhatsApp and Instagram.
THE Liberal Democrats harvested data from millions of MySpace accounts, it has emerged.
SATAN has confirmed that he is solely responsible for the invention of instant message read receipts.