Science & Technology
SCIENTISTS have vowed to 'step up' amid harsh criticism over their complete failure to bring about a zombie apocalypse.
A MAN who could not find his mobile phone for a harrowing less than a minute has described his ordeal for the first time.
A MAN has discovered a six-foot long fatberg staring back at him in the mirror.
BEER tastes incredible if you drink it on a train, it has emerged.
A WOMAN has convinced herself that all the 83 friends who wished her a happy birthday on Facebook really mean it.
A WHATSAPP group has come back from the dead, spreading fear and nausea among 17 people.
THE last person with a normal job has finally given up on the social network LinkedIn, it has emerged.
APPLE has emailed millions of customers to warn that their parents have heard them say ‘oh fuck, not them again’ over FaceTime.
MILLIONS of Britons are living in fear of their neighbours after finding out how fucking weird they are on community Facebook groups.
A MAN who refuels commercial jets has admitted he almost forgot to add the mind controlling chemicals.
A ROW about an obscure thing normal people do not care about has been raging in the Twittersphere for almost a week.
PARENTS have agreed that giving children screen time is less harmful than having to interact with them.