Science & Technology
SCIENTISTS will soon develop a home copying machine that is not an absolute pain in the arse, it has been claimed.
TORY leadership candiate Boris Johnson is a powerful reminder that when it comes down to it humans are just overgrown sperm, scientists have confirmed.
A CUNNING robot has outsmarted the Internet by claiming that ‘it is not a robot’ whenever it is asked.
FACEBOOK is changing its ‘People you may know’ feature to ‘People you don’t like’, the company has announced.
HUAWEI is the Chinese telecoms company suspected of spying on other countries. But how do you pronounce its name?
THE internet has made all sorts of strange behaviour normal, but has it turned you into a creepy online weirdo too? Take our test and find out.
A WOMAN using a sperm bank to conceive wants potential donors to provide a grammar sample.
RESEARCH recommending limiting childrens’ screen time is paid for by manufacturers of traditional wooden rocking horses and pull-along ducks, it has emerged.
A WOMAN with a Huawei P30 phone has been kicked out of her friends’ WhatsApp group as a possible security risk.
AN APP which tracks his partner’s menstrual cycle is helping a man predict when he will be an insensitive dick who thinks only of himself.
PEOPLE who claim they are going to Facebook events then do not are scum who should face stiff penalties, it has been decided.
A WARNING light on a car’s dashboard has now been safely ignored for two whole years, its owner has confirmed.