Science & Technology
CHILDREN who keep losing their phones will have to make do with traditional communication methods such as letters, parents have decided.
IT may have featured Tom Hardy in arseless chinos and an alien horse invasion but no one wants to hear your dream, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN has agreed that if it is just a piss then washing your hands is not a big deal.
THE UK has agreed that today’s mild sunshine means summer has arrived and it will never be cold again.
KNOBHEADS in the workplace could soon be replaced with robots who are equally annoying to work with but more efficient at it, experts believe.
SENATORS questioning Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg asked if he wouldn’t mind having a look at their printer, while he was there.
Facebook is no longer a force for good. And that is why I am deleting my profile while continuing to use WhatsApp and Instagram.
THE Liberal Democrats harvested data from millions of MySpace accounts, it has emerged.
SATAN has confirmed that he is solely responsible for the invention of instant message read receipts.
PRETENDING you are not bothered about a zip being stuck on a jacket fails to fix it, research has confirmed.
ANYONE who describes themselves as an 'Instagrammer' is a step back in human evolution, scientists have claimed.
A SUPERHERO has realised that from now on he should probably use his most powerful move a lot earlier.