Science & Technology
Facebook is no longer a force for good. And that is why I am deleting my profile while continuing to use WhatsApp and Instagram.
THE Liberal Democrats harvested data from millions of MySpace accounts, it has emerged.
SATAN has confirmed that he is solely responsible for the invention of instant message read receipts.
PRETENDING you are not bothered about a zip being stuck on a jacket fails to fix it, research has confirmed.
ANYONE who describes themselves as an 'Instagrammer' is a step back in human evolution, scientists have claimed.
A SUPERHERO has realised that from now on he should probably use his most powerful move a lot earlier.
THE 25-year experiment that is the internet has proved to be a dreadful mistake for everyone involved and will be deleted as soon as possible.
FACEBOOK should introduce a button allowing you to send vile abuse and bloodcurdling threats to people automatically, internet users believe.
RACISTS have argued that the black Britons from the Mesolithic period changed to be white because it is better, and more should follow their example.
AN entire household was thrown into utter panic when their landline rang during an episode of Eastenders.
ROBOTS have asked if instead of Sunderland, Wakefield and Macclesfield they can work somewhere nice, like Bath.
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- If these algorithms know me so well, how come they aren’t advertising Poundstretcher and Wetherspoons?