Expectant father choosing pram like he’s going to be taking it off-road

A FATHER-TO-BE is choosing a baby buggy as if he is planning to take it on a six-day endurance marathon through the Cairngorms. 

Tom Logan is sizing up the various options based on tyre ruggedness, sturdiness of frame and whether they have an interchangeable Woodland Camo/Urban Granite hood option. 

Wife Hayley Logan said: “He asked the woman in Mothercare if they’d been tested for collision damage against concrete at up to, say, 40mph.

“I caught him timing how quickly he could slot a Bugaboo car seat into the frame, and when I asked why he said it could be crucial in a combat situation. 

“Currently he favours a three-wheeler because it’ll cut through a rioting crowd more effectively, but they don’t have the oversized tyres he’d need for rocky terrain or tundra. 

“I don’t know where he thinks he’s taking this fucking baby. Still, as long as it’s not my problem.”