Learner driver can’t wait to ditch this ‘ten-to-two’ bullshit

A LEARNER driver cannot wait to ditch the bullshit ten-to-two hand position.

Nikki Hollis has confirmed that the first thing she will do when she passes will be to drive out of the test centre with a non-standard wheel grip of her own choosing.

Hollis said: “I’m not even going to feed the steering wheel through my hands when I’m doing a three-point-turn.

“I’ll probably just put my palm on it and sort of spin it round like they do on TV.

“This is what they mean by the freedom of the open road.”

Hollis’ instructor Susan Traherne said: “This is Nikki’s first lesson. It’s very hard to predict when she might pass.

“Probably not for a while.”