MEN have united to confess that every last one of them looks at dirty stuff on their computers.
DO YOU dread the school run in case you have to talk to the awful parents hanging around the school gate? Here’s how to dodge them.
RESEARCH has confirmed that the number of people blatantly ripping the p*ss is eight times higher than in 2009.
UNIVERSITY is a marvellous place to make friends, learn about the world and experience new things. You will also meet the biggest twats you have ever met in your life.
PARENTS have offered no sympathy whatsoever to stranded Thomas Cook holidaymakers because they should have gone in August like everyone else.
A MAN'S life expectancy has been dramatically shortened after spending 48 hours with his parents.
VISITORS to a completely spotless house have been asked to ‘forgive the mess’, it has emerged.
IS everyone racist except you? Are you the only white person who truly gets it? Do they need to be told?
IS IT really so impossible for us all to forget our differences over Brexit and just get along?
TODDLERS have confirmed that refusing to do the clever thing they have been doing all week so their parents look like liars is their favourite game.
A WOMAN is addressing a baby with questions that can only be answered by the baby’s mother.
FIRST-YEAR students have been told to settle in, take things easily and to have the best week of their whole lives or there is something wrong with them.