A WOMAN who keeps a framed picture that says ‘Live Laugh Love’ on her office desk confusingly appears to be a right cow.
MONKS have asked why God needs them to make lots of quite strong beer.
A MAN’S elaborate sexual fantasy has become too elaborate to be manageable, he has admitted.
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THE parenting website Mumsnet has revealed that it is actually a front for the shadowy cabal that controls the world.
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THE youngest sibling in a family has an 85 per cent chance of being the most annoying dick in that family, studies have shown.
A WOMAN who really needed a coffee faced public humiliation after trying to order at a Waitrose cafe without a reusable cup.
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A MAN who has never given money to charity has decided there are worthier causes than Notre Dame Cathedral.
A MAN with a very high IQ score has not used his intelligence to realise that everyone would like him to shut the fuck up about it.