The last thing anyone wants is a spontaneous chat with someone they know. Here's how to avoid unnecessary interactions with acquaintances.
THANKS to the government the twat pool at weddings is temporarily a little shallower. However, you'll still find the following people at every single wedding:
HAVE you been cornered by a nutter who believes Donald Trump is the secret saviour of trafficked children who are imprisoned in the basement of pizza shop?
ARE your beliefs a pack of nonsense which conveniently fits with your own prejudices? Check if they’re any of the following.
BRITAIN is almost feeling sorry for the plight of students for the first time since records began, it has emerged.
A TWAT has challenged the concept of Black History Month by asking why there is not one for twats like himself.
ARE you a Conservative politician baffled by the mysterious Geordie folk? Tory MP Norman Steele explains everything about these fascinating creatures.
MEN are increasingly limiting their mid-life madness to buying bikes they do not really want, it has emerged.
MOTHERS of daughters have admitted that, despite years of pretending otherwise, having girls is miles better than having boys.
DO you want to lose your child’s respect for you as a parent without tricking, forcing or bribing them? Try these foolproof techniques.
FRESHERS trapped in university accomodation wish they had accepted their initial A-level grades so they could be back home doing resits.
WITH the Crown Estate due to receive a bailout after a slump in revenue, the Queen has been spotted spending her first welfare cheque on cheap fags and booze.