A NEW scratchcard has dropped images of yachts and palm trees in favour of what winners will actually spend their money on.
A THIRD-YEAR student has pulled an all-night session to finally work out what he thought an English Literature degree would be good for.
HELLO, Britain. Boris here. You’ve probably heard that I’m about to become a father. Well, being a good dad is a lot like running the country. Here’s how I do it.
THE Downing Street wedding is to be a better, less ungrateful do-over of 2018’s upsetting Royal wedding, Conservatives have confirmed.
A MAN has warned against any return to the decade from which he benefited enormously.
PARENTS waste six years of their lives getting their children into the f**king car, research has confirmed.
MIDDLE-AGED? Do you sometimes notice that life is less weird than when you were growing up? What happened to these things?
A TODDLER became so distressed about lumps in the socks she was expected to wear that she is in therapy.
A MAN attempting to host a playdate without being aware of its highly complex social nuances has predictably f**ked it right up.
A MIDDLE-CLASS six-year-old not allowed toy weapons has discovered that anything can be a gun if you point it and make the noises.
ON occasion women’s clothing comes with pockets, and some of them are real. Here’s six things they can store.
BRITAIN will only admit migrants who can name all of the actors who played Doctor Who in the correct order, the government has announced.