A BUILDER has followed Boris Johnson’s example by defending sexually harassing women in public as part of his private life.
A WOMAN has spoiled it for the rest of womankind by admitting they all urinate in the shower.
A WOMAN is so sick of being asked when she is starting a family that she has begun to answer ‘when Satan spills his diabolical black spunk in my womb’.
A MAN who lives in a village with a population of 72 has accused people who live in a massive cosmopolitan city of being somehow separated from the real world.
A CAB driver knows full well you will be tweeting his bizarre opinion on Brexit within minutes of getting out of his cab.
MEN have united to confess that every last one of them looks at dirty stuff on their computers.
DO YOU dread the school run in case you have to talk to the awful parents hanging around the school gate? Here’s how to dodge them.
RESEARCH has confirmed that the number of people blatantly ripping the p*ss is eight times higher than in 2009.
UNIVERSITY is a marvellous place to make friends, learn about the world and experience new things. You will also meet the biggest twats you have ever met in your life.
PARENTS have offered no sympathy whatsoever to stranded Thomas Cook holidaymakers because they should have gone in August like everyone else.
A MAN'S life expectancy has been dramatically shortened after spending 48 hours with his parents.
VISITORS to a completely spotless house have been asked to ‘forgive the mess’, it has emerged.