Society
Five huge crazes of the 80s that were dreadful bollocks
EVERY decade has its crazes, but the 1980s featured some particularly strange ones. Take a trip down memory lane to a weird time when adults wore deely boppers.
Sadiq Khan's guide to a legal weed London
I’M SADIQ Khan, the Mayor of London who’s proposed decriminalising cannabis to piss Boris off. Come with me on a journey around my legal weed capital.
The six places delivery drivers leave your parcel
OUR eternal lockdown has left us all over-reliant on parcel deliveries. But where in the general vicinity of your postcode has your package been left this time?
Jesus spent Easter Tuesday catching up on admin, says Vatican
NEWLY-RELEASED Bible verses have revealed that after his ‘lost’ Easter weekend, Jesus spent the next day trying to get his paperwork sorted out.
How to never pay your friends back for anything
ALWAYS getting mates to spot you cash with no intention of paying them back? Money-saving expert Jordan Gardner explains how to defraud your nearest and dearest:
A minuscule jewel-studded thong: five things to buy now the contactless limit is £100
THE contactless payment limit has risen from £45 to £100, so what will you be spending your frictionless money on in an economy ravaged by inflation?
Six things you've never understood about the Easter story
HAVE you been confused about Jesus’s crucifixion ever since you learned about it at school? Here are some issues that really need clarifying.
The five annoying habits of people who don't know how to argue
ARE your attempts to have a debate frequently undermined by the other person's inability to argue without being a complete twat? Here are their annoying techniques.
'What nationality are all these racists then?' wonders confused Briton
A PUZZLED Briton is wondering, since the UK has been cleared of racism, where all these racists he keeps meeting are from.
Going To The Park For A Fight: the government guidelines
AS lockdown eases, many British citizens will be heading to a park, beach or beauty spot for drunken mayhem and a punch-up. Ensure you follow the rules:
Easter and the Royals - how to explain weird, outdated shit to your kids
RAISING kids is no easy task, especially when teachers are filling their heads with toxic crap about Easter being about ‘more than just eggs’.
How to still have a horrendously inconvenient wedding with only six people
FOR thousands of couples, the dream of a huge, ruinously expensive wedding is over. But your big day can still ruin your guests’ month.