Society

Woman late for work after stopping to stroke a cat for 10 minutes

A WOMAN was 10 minutes late for work after stopping to stroke a friendly cat in the street.

Rock'n'roll continues to be least rock'n'roll thing in the world

EVERYTHING is now rock'n'roll except rock'n'roll itself, it has emerged.

Man thought parents were getting up to leave, but they were just making more tea

A MAN has stared into the abyss after believing his parents were finally leaving only for them to begin making another pot of tea.

Student prepared to find out just how 'unconditional' university offer is

A STUDENT offered an 'unconditional' place at university is determined to test just how unconditional it really is, she has confirmed.

Kid who screamed for two hours because he didn't want the blue cup resents implication he's tired

A BOY who lost his shit because his mum gave him juice in the blue cup and not the green cup claims he is not in the slightest bit tired.

Boyfriend has six pairs of Nike Air Max and two pairs of underpants

A MAN who has six pairs of Nike Air Max trainers has only two pairs of underpants, his girlfriend has confirmed.

Are those teenagers laughing at you?

IF a group of young people start giggling when you walk past, you could be the victim of mockery by little shits. But how can you be sure? Read our guide and find out.

Britain's nastiest towns get festive visit from the Pepsi Max Cherry truck

NASTY towns across Britain are being subjected to a Christmas visit from the Pepsi Max Cherry truck.