Society
Dashcam footage captures BMW driver giving 'thank-you' wave
DASHCAM footage has apparently captured the moment a BMW driver waved ‘thanks’ to a fellow motorist.
Woman now showing too many pictures of her dog
A WOMAN is now showing too many pictures of her new dog, co-workers have confirmed.
Parenting 'basically stops after second child'
PARENTS just let their offspring get the f*ck on with it when they have more than two children.
BDSM fan orders home delivery knowing he won’t be in
A MASOCHIST has ordered a home delivery despite knowing full well he will not be in to receive the package.
Everyday pricks distance themselves from Trump
SOME of Britain’s most unbearable pricks have confirmed that they find Donald Trump's level of dickishness excessive.
Johnny machine in rural pub longing for human contact
A CONDOM machine in a village pub longs for the touch of a human hand, it has confirmed.
'Young people are bad with money' says woman spent £85 on Princess Diana plate
A WOMAN who once spent £85 on a Princess Diana memorial plate from the back of magazine believes that young people are bad with money.
Seven-year-old in shock after seeing teacher in supermarket during holidays
A CHILD has been left traumatised after seeing one of his teachers in the supermarket during the school holidays.
Are you a member of 'the elites'?
‘THE elites’ are criticised for their power and influence by right-wingers everywhere. But could you be a member of this treacherous group of liberals? Read our guide.
Man who claims never to be surprised by anything really getting on everyone's tits
A MAN who says "Is anyone really surprised by this?" in response to every piece of appalling or shocking news is beginning to annoy the f*ck out of people.
The bluff Northerner's guide to ignoring six-foot floods
HARDY Northern folk aren’t scared of a few feet of cold water and collapsing bridges. Here Northerner Roy Hobbs explains how to carry on as normal.
New 'Monopoly: Baby Boomer Edition' has a free house on every square
A NEW limited edition of Monopoly aimed at baby boomers gives them a free house on every square and £3,000 in pension cash whenever they pass Go.