A SECRET list of BNP members has revealed the party includes people from a range of professions, not just the police.
HARD-working families are not the only ones who deserve tax cuts, according to single people who do barely enough to get by.
A WOMAN has divorced her husband after he used the computer game World of Warcraft to conduct affairs with a series of imaginary woodland creatures.
PRICES are to fall dramatically over the next 12 months which will be particularly annoying for you as you will have no money, the Bank of England said last night.
THE number of babies created from the sperm of a single donor should be increased to boost Britain's quota of gap-toothed inbreds, experts have claimed.
THE British economy turned a corner last night after somebody sold a house.
THE 22% of Britons who trust politicians should be deported, it was claimed last night.
ALCOHOL should only be available to nice people who know which wine goes best with fish, according to MPs.
BRITAIN'S under fives are just not taking this shit any more, the National Union of Teachers has warned.
WHITE guys are to be taken to the pub this weekend and told they are good at things too.
BRITAIN is now more appalled and outraged than at any point in the last 260 years, it has been confirmed.
PRIME minister Gordon Brown returned to the UK last night after successfully negotiating the purchase of you by some Arabs.