MILLIONS of demented British pensioners are to be released from their cages thanks to a new electronic tagging device.
THE innermost personal secrets of everyone in Britain are to be written down and then thrown into a big skip, the government said last night.
A BLANKET ban on cocks has been proposed as part of the government's crackdown on fucking.
PEOPLE in their 30s and 40s are adults who are able to decide things for themselves, according to a new academic report.
CARELESS drivers who take potshots at fellow motorists while trying to change gear could face up to three months in prison.