A MAN describing himself as a ‘self-styled’ expert is without doubt a d*ckhead, researchers have confirmed.
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A 30 YEAR-OLD woman is about to learn a harsh lesson after failing to undo her hair bun for four days.
A BMW driver is pretty confident that traffic that pulled over to let an ambulance pass also wanted his progress to be unimpeded.
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A WOMAN is behaving as if two dogs are in a relationship, it has emerged.
A FATHER of teenage boys has dodged traffic by taking a rat-run that added 15 minutes to a 20-minute journey, his children have confirmed.
AN 68-YEAR-OLD white man has declared that he needs no assistance when it comes to determining what is racist, or, is almost always the case, not in the least racist.
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THE cultural and political highlights of the next ten years have been announced in advance to avoid anyone missing them.
A NORTHERNER who voted Conservative is looking forward to his hometown of Middlesbrough becoming affluent, leafy and packed with intellectuals.
A 30-YEAR-OLD man has gone back to live with his parents, insisting he really enjoys their company.