Lego launches 'Incredibly Depressing No-Deal Brexit Town Centre'

CHILDREN can construct their own boarded-up UK towns using a new range of themed Lego.

The dad's guide to being a cold weather action hero

IF you’re a dad with two kids and a semi there aren’t many chances to pretend you're an action hero - but the cold weather changes all that! Here’s what to do.

Your guide to the blissfully simple world of Brexiters

HAVE you ever wondered how Brexiters manage to have such a simplistic view of everything? Here Leave voter Norman Steele explains how the world works.

Mum's stash of expired medicine to set her up as post-Brexit drug kingpin

A MOTHER'S cupboard of expired medicine will enable her to act as a post-Brexit drug kingpin.

Woman old enough to be 'invisible' to men actually quite pleased about it

A WOMAN IN her late 40s who now rarely gets whistled at on the street by strange men is feeling a pleasant sense of relief, she has confirmed.

Look how many f**king books I've read, says everyone on GoodReads

EVERY single GoodReads user would like you to look at how many fancy fucking books they have read.

Woman going away for two days packs 158 pairs of knickers

A WOMAN taking a shed load of clean underwear for ashort break in the Cotswolds is not sure why, she has admitted.

60-year-old who bangs on about 'plain old common sense' fooled by obvious Facebook scam again

A BABY boomer who thinks he is a member of the greatest generation has been tricked by a poorly-executed Facebook scam for the second time.