THESE cats live on your street and aren’t busy, so it’s an absolute joke that they’re not into you giving them a little scratch. Ranked in order of selfishness.
TEACHERS have announced that they would be willing to relocate schools to pubs as a compromise to keep both open.
AGREED to do someone a favour and now deeply regretting it? Here are some little helping hands you'll hate every minute of.
THE end of the Argos catalogue is the end of an era for Britain. Here’s why buying the same crap from Amazon will never feel as good.
A WHITE van driver has no strong feelings towards the arse of a nearby woman, thinking it neither good, bad or worthy of comment.
THE South has ordered the North to stop being all weird and friendly and in and out of each other's houses, supposedly because of coronavirus.
TEACHERS are no longer allowed to tell you your child is stupid. Here’s how to read between the lines of their end-of-term report:
WANT to not only spend your day on the beach but to ruin everyone else’s? Bring these items on your six trips to the car.
AS the world returns to semi-normality, the invitations are flooding in. But can you handle it after months of Zoom? Here’s how to deal with real life interactions:
A MAN whose opinions are expressed in all caps on WhatsApp, Facebook and MailOnline comments also takes a megaphone to the pub.
A TABLE of adults have been forced to spend an entire meal conversing at the level of the three-year-old who is sharing their dinner.
A MIDDLE-AGED man has lost three friends to a localised outbreak of conspiracy theories.