A MAN who has never given money to charity has decided there are worthier causes than Notre Dame Cathedral.
A MAN with a very high IQ score has not used his intelligence to realise that everyone would like him to shut the fuck up about it.
DO you struggle to get through a whole day with your children without dropping the F-bomb on the little shits? Read our guide.
ARE you totally confused by the ‘culture war’ people keep talking about? Here we explain this enormous load of bollocks in detail.
A NEW form of cosplay encourages millennials to dress up as homeowners.
FAMILIES have joined together to sing jolly little songs about the time a man was brutally nailed to a cross.
MIDDLE CLASS people will spend the summer protesting about things to prove they are not typically middle class.
THE UK’s DIY dads have got their toolboxes out of the garage and are going to spend the next four days attempting to fix the problems facing Britain.
WHEN a person makes a grammatical mistake it’s tempting to correct them, to help them learn and make yourself feel clever. But should you? Read our guide.
DEVASTATED to learn Stonehenge was built by Turkish migrants with imposing moustaches? Here’s how to reassert your fantasy that being a pure blood English native is a thing.
WERE you on the bus journey from the depths of Hades itself, or just a harrowing, soul-crushing everyday British bus journey?
COUPLES who buy each other Easter eggs need to grow the fuck up, relationship experts have confirmed.