A TONE-DEAF twat is excitedly sharing how much money he is saving during the lockdown.
A MOTHER of two children under five has realised that nothing is more vital to a happy life than someone else looking after the kids.
A CAT has confirmed that it is considering charging its owner rent to cover the amount of time he is spending in its house.
LAST year the garden was nothing more than somewhere to send your mates who still smoke, but in 2020 it’s a key indicator of superiority.
IF f**cking things up were a race, Britain’s approaches to Brexit and coronavirus would be neck and neck. Here’s why:
THE worst thing about coronavirus is new words created by twats to refer to lockdown experiences. Here are some you should never say.
LIVE in a small, pretty village and bloody furious about some London bastard turning up with their kids in tow? Here’s how to let them know.
AS normal life begins to recede into the rear-view mirror, here are five new habits of lockdown well worth sticking with:
YOU’VE nodded for years, but finally you’re getting to know your neighbours. Here are five reasons why you will regret that.
ACROSS Britain, people are ranting about the bloody immigrants coming here, becoming doctors, nurses and surgeons, saving us from a pandemic.
Illness, unemployment or reruns of Only Fools and Horses: which worst case scenario are you preparing for?
AS Britain braces itself for the pandemic to continue, fears are growing about just how bad things could get. Here are some worst case scenarios to plan for.
ARE you calling the police to report your neighbour going out twice because you’re a good citizen or to get revenge for their dog shitting on your doorstep in 2008? Take our quiz.