NEW fathers are failing to use their legal entitlement to paternity leave because they do not want to spend all day with a noisy shit fountain, according to new research.
DO random everyday objects always seem to go missing from your house? Here are seven things some weird b*stard burglar is definitely stealing.
A WOMAN with no child-rearing responsibilities believes she is physically exhausted, it has emerged.
ARE you the sort of self-righteous idiot that likes to be offended on behalf of other people? Here’s how to do it properly.
SEVEN long weeks ago, you began big school for the first time. Since then your fragile 11-year-old ears have been exposed to a smorgasbord of swearing. Join in:
EVERYONE you know is furiously tweeting about attending a protest, but you want to watch telly. Here’s how not to get blown off-course by snivelling do-gooders.
A MAN who stole your lunch money in year four by threatening to beat you up now teaches businesses how to be more mindful.
HAVE you got a friend who gives you ‘too much information’ about everything from medical problems to their sex life? Read our guide to making them stop.
THE sane value of the vast majority of London flats is roughly £2,000, it has emerged.
A MIDDLE-CLASS boy has been told he can grow up to be whatever he wants to be, as long as it earns at least six figures.
THE unbelievably ridiculous state opening of Parliament may offer a clue as to why the UK has problems, experts have claimed.
THE Queen is to announce the legalisation of cannabis, against the government's wishes.