BRITAIN’S pedants have conceded defeat over persistent misuse of the word ‘literally’.
A CHILD has told his parents they have to buy him the whole WHSmith stationery section or he will call social services.
IT’S A-level results time again, so prepare for an onslaught of overexcited teenagers and tedious advice. Or just read this article and save yourself loads of time.
DADS have confirmed that now is the perfect time to buy a winter coat as you would probably get it cheap and the arrival of winter is inevitable.
A MAN who cannot keep his phone screen intact for more than a month has decided to get a dog.
TEENAGERS about to start university are developing absurd new personalities in an attempt to seem interesting.
A WOMAN has failed to appreciate how 'busy' her retired parents are.
THE act of ‘popping round’ unannounced to someone’s house is to be reclassified as a crime with the possibility of a custodial sentence.
A MOTHER is increasingly convinced her cute toddler will grow up to be an insufferable tosspot as he reaches manhood.
IF your house alarm goes off and there’s an intruder, what should you do if you’re a soft-as-sh*te Guardian reader? Read our guide.
A DAD has arrived for his flight fully prepared and 143 hours early, it has emerged.
DASHCAM footage has apparently captured the moment a BMW driver waved ‘thanks’ to a fellow motorist.