MATT Hancock has been criticised over harsh jail terms for people breaking travel rules. And rightly so - there are plenty of other non-crimes which also deserve a 10-stretch.
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FOOD shortages, a 68 per cent fall in exports, and the collapse of businesses across Britain. But however bad Brexit may seem, the alternative was worse.
OVER 55? Managed to convince yourself that you were part of the Greatest Generation ever to battle through adversity to succeed?
AN industry expert has appeared on television asserting that of all British industries, his has been the hardest hit of all.
IS your Facebook group frighteningly vigilant about which day the recycling is collected? Then these topics might seem familiar.
CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve completed the hardest January any of us are ever likely to experience.
EVEN in lockdown it’s impossible to avoid the latest bullshit phrases. If only scientists could eradicate these...
A MIDDLE class man is readying himself to chat with a car mechanic by studying football fixtures and practising casual swearing in the mirror.
THE education secretary has confirmed that we are failing a generation of children, so we may as well forget them and put our efforts into the next set.
KEEPING up with the linguistic pace online is a minefield. If you want to look like you're up to date with the latest tedious phrases, make sure you avoid these.
A WORKING class family have said they are not keen on the term, unlike middle class people who like to call themselves that.