A GROUP of mums are supporting each other through lockdown by pooling their knowledge about getting high.
THE reopening of Britain’s rubbish tips has seen thousands of people head down there to dispose of a fridge and get wrecked.
A MAN with a fast, noisy car is treating the quiet roads of lockdown like his own personal racetrack.
CHILDREN are learning at least half a dozen offensive words per day during the lockdown.
A MAN making a fuss about wanting the lockdown to end has spent the last six weeks having barbecues with his friends and popping to the shops twice a day.
A SINGLE mother in lockdown with three children has said she is sorry that she won't be coming out of this experience with a new skill.
SELF-DISCIPLINE has gone out of the window during the lockdown, meaning you can get away with indulging bad habits. Try these out for starters.
A TONE-DEAF twat is excitedly sharing how much money he is saving during the lockdown.
A MOTHER of two children under five has realised that nothing is more vital to a happy life than someone else looking after the kids.
A CAT has confirmed that it is considering charging its owner rent to cover the amount of time he is spending in its house.
LAST year the garden was nothing more than somewhere to send your mates who still smoke, but in 2020 it’s a key indicator of superiority.
IF f**cking things up were a race, Britain’s approaches to Brexit and coronavirus would be neck and neck. Here’s why: