Woman who missed one person out of email thread wishing she was never born

A WOMAN who missed one person out of an email thread is now wishing she had never been born.

Man who solved Facebook puzzle 'may not be in intellectual top two per cent'

A MAN considered to have an elite-level intellect after solving a Facebook word puzzle may be a fraud, it has emerged.

Parents sobbing tears of joy at Back to School display in M&S

A GROUP of parents have been unable to hold back their tears of delight at the Back to School display in a Marks & Spencer.

Couple had table seat to themselves for whole train journey

A COUPLE  had a full table to themselves for a two-hour train journey, it has been confirmed.

Couple in crazed competition to be most patient with kids

A COUPLE are locked in an intense competition over who can be the most patient with their children.

Peaky Blinders now most popular name for baby boys

PEAKY Blinders is now the most popular name for baby boys, with Killing Eve the most popular for girls.

Your guide to living in fascist Britain

HAVE you ever wondered what it would be like if Britain was an undemocratic, fascist state?

Five fun lies to terrify children about to go to secondary school

DO you want to scare the sh*t out of kids about to move from cuddly primary school to the cut throat corridors of secondary? Tell them these classic lies.

Student home from university moaning about lack of Ubers in tiny village

A STUDENT home for the summer cannot believe there is not an Uber available in the tiny village where his parents live.

Man thinks 'You look better without makeup' is a compliment

A MAN is under the impression that telling women they look better without makeup is a fantastic compliment.

Man who thinks he hasn't got Northern accent totally does

A NORTHERNER who fondly imagines he does not have a noticeable accent could not be more wrong.

How to be the total psycho in your flatshare

ARE you a complete nutcase living in shared accommodation who likes to save the surprise of your mental state until new tenants have moved in? Here’s how.