SCHOOL closures due to the coronavirus could lead to extremely condescending lessons at home, the children of middle-class liberals fear.
A MAN is such a continental sophisticate that he can catcall passing women in fluent French, his impressed mates have confirmed.
I AM king of the bog roll. I sit on a throne built from 24-packs of only the softest, most absorbant loo paper. None may challenge my reign.
WHAT Britons really want to know is: will the coronavirus affect the value of my house? Here Daily Mail property editor Nikki Hollis answers your questions.
THE rugged inhabitants of the North have welcomed the start of summer with open arms.
A NEW scratchcard has dropped images of yachts and palm trees in favour of what winners will actually spend their money on.
A THIRD-YEAR student has pulled an all-night session to finally work out what he thought an English Literature degree would be good for.
HELLO, Britain. Boris here. You’ve probably heard that I’m about to become a father. Well, being a good dad is a lot like running the country. Here’s how I do it.
THE Downing Street wedding is to be a better, less ungrateful do-over of 2018’s upsetting Royal wedding, Conservatives have confirmed.
A MAN has warned against any return to the decade from which he benefited enormously.
PARENTS waste six years of their lives getting their children into the f**king car, research has confirmed.
MIDDLE-AGED? Do you sometimes notice that life is less weird than when you were growing up? What happened to these things?