Child realises parents haven't got a f**king clue what they're doing

A CHILD who thought his parents were all-knowing, god-like beings has realised they are idiots.

Urban homeowner pretending to be happy about graffiti

AN URBAN homeowner is insisting he loves the graffiti that has appeared on his wall.

Alarming rise in number of local 'characters'

THERE has been a worrying increase in the number of annoying local eccentrics across the UK.

How are you being a twat in the supermarket?

WE all love going to the supermarket, but are you doing all you can to annoy other shoppers? Read our guide and find out.

Property developer slides down large snake to end up back at home with his parents

A MAN who nearly reached the top of the London property ladder is back at his parents’ after sliding down an enormous snake.

Pregnant woman launches 'Don't F**k In Autumn' campaign

A PREGNANT woman struggling to deal with the heat is spearheading a ‘Don’t F**k In Autumn’ campaign to save others from suffering like she is.

Nation laments start of Crocs season

THE UK is lamenting the start of Crocs season.

Woman panics after discovering hairdressers don't swear oath of secrecy

A WOMAN is panicking after finding out that her hairdresser is under no legal or ethical obligation to keep their conversations confidential.