A CHILD with trendy parents who uses their first names instead of 'mum' and 'dad' is having a chilling effect on people.
A WOMAN’S designer leather handbag has gradually evolved into a crap-filled portable dustbin.
AN anonymous whistleblower has revealed that Britain's universities are hotbeds of dweebish behaviour.
A WOMAN has become a self help guru after accidentally putting every 10th word she writes in capital letters.
DO you sometimes get drawn into mindless ‘debates’ then bitterly regret wasting your time? Here are some classics to avoid.
AN A-Level student is celebrating getting the grades to go to a low-level university and do a course that will mean he can stay in bed most days.
BRITAIN’S pedants have conceded defeat over persistent misuse of the word ‘literally’.
A CHILD has told his parents they have to buy him the whole WHSmith stationery section or he will call social services.
IT’S A-level results time again, so prepare for an onslaught of overexcited teenagers and tedious advice. Or just read this article and save yourself loads of time.
DADS have confirmed that now is the perfect time to buy a winter coat as you would probably get it cheap and the arrival of winter is inevitable.
A MAN who cannot keep his phone screen intact for more than a month has decided to get a dog.
TEENAGERS about to start university are developing absurd new personalities in an attempt to seem interesting.