Couple admit they want 'no kids' wedding because they'll f***ing ruin it

A COUPLE have decided to be brutally honest about not wanting a load of little bastards at their wedding.

Man comes out amazingly well from own anecdote once again

A 28-YEAR-OLD man has emerged as the wry, ballsy hero of his own story yet again.

Wetherspoon-McDonald's strike 'will vastly improve Britain'

A THREATENED joint Wetherspoon-McDonald's strike could make the UK a decent place to live, experts have warned.

Working-class people should be proud of their gnomes, says May

THE prime minister has said that working-class people should be proud of the amusing garden gnomes they choose to decorate their homes with. 

Fresher getting ready for night out that will wreck her career in 10 years' time

A UNIVERSITY fresher is currently getting ready for the night out that will destroy her career in 10 years' time.

Saying something incredibly f**king stupid now 'starting a debate'

MAKING an unbelievably stupid statement just to be annoying is ‘starting a much-needed debate’, idiots have asserted.

Family eating at table just watching telly from slightly different angle

A FAMILY who decided to dine together at the table for a change now have to crane their necks to watch Emmerdale.

Man who went camping at weekend expects sympathy

A MAN who went on a rain-soaked camping trip at the weekend is telling colleagues as if he deserves sympathy.