AN OUTWARDLY normal couple are into board games about farming and diseases.
Emma Bradford and Tom Logan revealed their bizarre fetish for moving colourful counters around after inviting friends over for dinner.
Bradford’s workmate Nikki Hollis said: “We’d had a nice normal evening and were just enjoying some cheesecake when Tom asked if we were up for a bit of ‘Settlers’.
“I thought this was just a word for something socially acceptable like group sex, but then he pulls out this board game about a place called Catan which is apparently made of hexagons.
“He started explaining how it was based on trading grain and ore to expand your colony. I thought ‘we have to get the fuck out of here’.
“I pretended to need the toilet and escaped through the window.”
However Tom Logan said: “It is now cool to like complicated board games. Take Pandemic for example, a turns-based game where players collaborate to prevent the spread of a virus by co-ordinating scientific resources. Sounds great, right?
“Pop round for a game, it only takes about half a day.”
