War
Unexploded Plastic Bag Found In Town Centre
POLICE last night cordoned off an unexploded plastic bag in the centre of Norwich, as shoppers fled for their lives.
Center Parcs Exposed As Terrorist Training Camps
THEY are portrayed as a haven for families, but beneath the idyllic, tree-lined surface, Center Parcs are teeming with paint-balling gangs of would-be terrorists, it was claimed yesterday.
Home Office To Target Scrabulous Extremists
FANATICS who use the internet as a platform for militant Scrabulism will be hunted down like wild pigs, the Home Office said last night.
Army Says War Great For Easing Troublesome Aches And Pains
WAR is perfect for soothing away the niggling aches and strains of modern life, the British Army said last night.
Airlines Lift In-Flight Sex Jelly Ban
AIRLINES are to lift the ban on KY and other proprietary sex lubricants, under new security regulations introduced today.
Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRITAIN was huddled close together last night as the first snowfall of winter launched a massive assault on our cherished way of life.
We're Inside Your iPod, Confirms MI5
BRITAIN'S security services have implanted a chip in every iPod and now have detailed records of everyone's taste in music, MI5 agents told Radio 1 last night.
Bikini-Clad Lovelies To Protect Airports
SQUADS of bikini-clad women are to be positioned outside airports in a bid to deter fanatical Islamic terrorists.
