War
It's War!!! Dutch Set Fire To Cutty Sark
THE Dutch last night claimed responsibility for setting fire to the Scottish-built Cutty Sark and warned that no Scots ships were safe during the war with Holland.
It's War!!! Dutch Flood Scotland With Cheap Pornography
THE Dutch have launched their first salvo in the war with Scotland by flooding the country with cheap, low-grade pornography.
Salmond Declares War On Holland
IN his first act as Scotland's new First Minister, Alex Salmond has declared war on the Dutch.