SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.
JIHADISTS said the idea of a woman being in charge of young males in uniform was driving them crazy.
HORSES are now at war with humans.
A MASSIVE helicopter armed with machine guns, missiles and rocket launchers has been used to kill people, it has emerged.
THE Nobel Peace Prize has caused stroke-inducing rage from people who are an absolute joy to watch when they are angry.
"They are driving around Hill Valley like a bunch of maniacs."
BRITISH troops have assured the Taleban that the intention to kill them has been perfectly clear for a while.
PRINCE Harry will be a target for crazy Taleban good-time girls, experts have warned.
COCKNEYS will be launched from the top of a tower block if someone attacks the Olympics, it has been confirmed.