POLICE today said they expected Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to
attempt an escape, probably at the top of a long flight of stairs.
THESE airport x-ray images that were supposed to show full-frontal nudity are very disappointing, creepy masturbators said last night.
A FAILURE to recruit female operatives has led to MI5's offices becoming a complete tip, it emerged last night.
DEFENCE secretary Liam Fox has warned that cuts to Britain's defence budget will leave the country open to attack from massive foreign wasps that do not share our values.
WE'VE got bloody lasers and everything now, the Royal Navy said last night.