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UN backs Radio 1 regime change
THE United Nations security council has paved the way for air strikes against Chris Moyles.
What gives? asks Tony the Prick
GOOMBA sleazeball Tony 'the Prick' Blair was being questioned today about his role in the Iraq war scamola.
Eggs regain terror status
EGGS are terrifying for the first time in more than 20 years, it has been confirmed.
Afghan war caused by MoD budget shenanigans, reveals email
THE war in Afghanistan was started so the Ministry of Defence could avoid a £13bn underspend, according to a leaked email.
Assange release causes sinister American to bang fist on table
THE release of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange yesterday caused a senior American to shout 'godammit' and bang his fist on a walnut conference table.
Wikileaks row stops someone from buying a Chris de Burgh album
THE point of Wikileaks became clear last night after viral attacks on credit card websites stopped someone from buying Chris de Burgh's The Storyman.
Assange to escape from police at the top of some stairs
POLICE today said they expected Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to
attempt an escape, probably at the top of a long flight of stairs.
Just because we're crushing Wikileaks, it doesn't mean you're next, say governments
GOVERNMENTS around the world today stressed that just because they are trying to crush Wikileaks to death, it does not necessarily mean that you will be next.
Airport Scanner Pics Disappoint Masturbators
THESE airport x-ray images that were supposed to show full-frontal nudity are very disappointing, creepy masturbators said last night.
British General Stopped Russians From Killing James Blunt
A BRITISH general's intervention to stop World War III may also have prevented the destruction of James Blunt, it emerged last night.
MI5 Headquarters 'In A Right State'
A FAILURE to recruit female operatives has led to MI5's offices becoming a complete tip, it emerged last night.
Let's Make The War On Terror More Of A Contest, Says Ba Boss
AIRPORT security should be relaxed in a bid to make the war on terror more interesting, the chairman of British Airways has claimed.