War
British man planned to destroy Parliament with Scalextric
A 26 YEAR-old man has been accused of plotting to blow up parliament using toy racing cars.
Army to recruit people who are too mental to be in the army
PEOPLE like your crazy neighbour with all the replica weapons are to be
allowed into the army as part of a cost-cutting initiative, it has
emerged.
Zawahiri to lead the three guys in his living room
AYMAN al-Zawahiri was last night named as the leader of the three guys
sitting in his living room that everyone has agreed to call 'Al Qaeda'.
Doctors to check for anyone who looks a bit bomb-y
HOME Secretary Theresa May has asked GPs to check if any of their patients look like they might blow up soon.
Jesus tells Archbishop to shut it
CHRIST the Saviour has told the Archbishop of Canterbury to stop being such a pansy.
Anger as millions denied chance to look at Bin Laden's brain instead of working
MILLIONS of people across the world have been denied the chance to use up the best part of their morning staring at the gloopy contents of Osama Bin Laden's ruptured head.
We will recover from this, pledge fearmongers
THE death of Osama Bin Laden is a temporary glitch, purveyors of top quality fear have insisted.
Greggs sausage rolls rebel against humanity
BRITAIN'S favourite pastry snacks have announced that 'they are the masters now'.
