Boss sure handing out manky leftover sandwiches will really boost morale

A MANAGER is convinced that handing out leftover sandwiches from meetings is massively appreciated by his dispirited staff.

Norman Steele believes dried-up tuna and cucumber sandwiches more than compensate for employees’ low pay and are welcomed with joy and excitement.

He said: “I don’t like to brag, but I’m an incredibly generous boss. I could have just chucked them in the bin or charged 5p for them.

“Instead I’m giving them away for nothing to my hardworking staff. These scrummy taste sensations will definitely put a smile on their faces.

“Admittedly the sandwiches look a bit dishevelled, and most of them are dry on one side and completely soggy on the other, but that’s just interesting contrasting flavours.

“I won’t be having any myself, but that’s purely because of all the Christmas pud and turkey.”

Data inputter Emma Bradford said: “They did boost my morale because while I was gnawing at the damp bread and rubbery ham I wasn’t thinking of throwing myself out of a window.”