Do they know it’s Christmas time at all? That's the question I like to
ask of Great Britain’s turkey population at this time of year. Sadly,
the answer is usually ‘yes’.
The modern world has forgotten that masturbation can be an aspirational activity.
I'd like to say I understand your problems but I'm in Thailand with my wife Pae Pwang-O'Connor maxing, relaxing and watching her play tennis in a bikini and heels.
I understand their pain better than most having recently watched the 28
Days Later actor, Cillian Murphy, talking about his latest sci-fi
smash, In Time, in which he co-stars with the vital young rapper, Justin
I don’t think anyone other than a woman who was born into poverty would do some of the things I request in bed.
He's a handsome English landowner, she's TingTing - the China girl with the kind of boyish waist and hairless areas women would literally kill for.
Whether it’s asking for that promotion, telling your boss you just can’t handle any more work or giving Linda on reception a picture of ourselves in swimwear, we just bottle out.
You may be confused about why antimatter exists, but you can easily
forgo the stress if you just think about the nimble young Olympian, Tom
Daley and his spectacular plummets.
Every squeak feels like a bird is taking a shit on the shiny bonnet of my success.
'He carried a gift bag which was larger than a toddler but smaller than a car, so naturally I was thrilled. I tore it open and froze. It was a harpoon.'
Motivational speeches are one of the cheapest and most effective ways of getting people to do what you want.
You may think that one particle accelerator is the same as any other – indeed that’s what Demi Moore tells herself every day via Twitter. However, like her, you’d be deluding yourself.