Power-thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

I'VE been receiving a lot of emails recently from fans asking what my Christmas day is going to be like. The truth is, it's going to be in the top seven percent of Christmases globally.

One Woman's Week, With Karen Fenessey

OF course it's super that Julian Assange has felt the long arm of the law this week and now knows that when it comes to sex, you have to just say no. But what is his crime, really?

Power-thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

YOUR current reality or your current life is as you created it. If you haven’t found your soulmate, or you wish you had a better one, you're the one to blame. Like me, you can have the finest and most elegant soulmate this planet has to offer.

The New Adventures Of Joe 90

I was late getting up for breakfast this morning, although Dad never told me off because he wasn't feeling very well. "Dad, why are you still wearing the same smelly clothes you went out in last night?"

My Big Gap Year. With Poppy Spalding

I was literally paralysed with grief when I learned that my comedy hero Leslie Neilson had passed on. So it was all I could do to leap off my bicycle before I did some serious damage and board a flight for NYC - birthplace of comedy and Richard Dreyfuss.

Power-thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

Most people go through a period in their lives when they say to themselves 'things aren't going that well', or, 'I'm in a downward spiral of doom'.

Guest Blog: Piers Morgan

My job has taken me to every corner of the globe. Along the way I've met the rich, the famous and have even had time to say a polite 'hello' to ordinary folk, despite the fact that they can do nothing to further my career.

Kojak In The Attic

Whaddaya know, Mr and Mrs Patterson want to raise three big ones so they can enjoy a self-catering Hoseasons boating vacation on the Norfolk Broads. It's not my cup of tea, coochie-coo - the only broads Theo Kojak's interested in are the ones who make my eggs over easy and keep my side of the bed warm at night, capice?

One Woman's Week, With Karen Fenessey

EVERYONE is saying it’s great that the Chandlers have finally been released by their swash buckling captors. But is it just me who thinks this development is a little too convenient?

Shaun Ryder's Jungle

AND so I am to appear on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. As an aesthete I am naturally repelled by the unstoppable march of reality television programmes and the oxygen they lend to the dismal, slack-jawed 'personalities' who scramble to appear on them.

Power-thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

Being the cleverest person in the room is an incredible feeling. You probably worry that the hours you spend on Facebook looking at photo albums of people you don't know or reading celebrity gossip magazines is making you stupid. It is not...

Samuel L Jackson: Personal Injury Lawyer

THIS dude comes into ma office the other day and I ask him his name and he comes back with 'Vic'. I says to him: "Tell me Vic, in the last three years have you been involved in a muthafuckin' accident that wasn't your fault?"