You can get the 'Wiggins look' with little more than pubes and sticky tape.
Any truly intrepid scientist would jump at the chance to go in and have a good old rummage around.
How could Tom stay enthusiastic about a woman whose buttocks could slice a man's leg off?
The book's about a weird lady who must be very grumpy because she's always moaning.
What a cat thinks about the new Batman film.
He's commanding the Bottom Quark to drive to the petrol station with no skirt on.
Wayne Rooney was banned for two matches is because he was caught illegally harvesting the hair of corpses.
Madonna's actions have resurrected the age old question of how old a nipple has to be before it is euthanised.
A feline perspective on the latest cinema releases.
MUSIC is the soundtrack to our lives - dancing, drinking, networking at exclusive members-only events and, perhaps most importantly, masturbating.
My neighbours are an even bigger shower of cretinous bastards than I thought.
It was the most embarrassing moment of Rebekah Brook's life: appearing at the Leveson inquiry dressed like she was off to a Dido concert.