Opinion

One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey

Journalists these days are being persecuted like never before and are in danger of losing all the freedom they once had to smoke out evil celebrities.

Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

I resisted organisation for so long for fear it would make me less sexy, but ironically it's sexual organisation that has most enhanced my personal life the most.

Rebekah Brooks' Desert Island Discs

AS you may have noticed, Walking On The Moon by the police is currently playing. It is, of course, inconceivable that I knew this record would be one of my choices.

Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

'Good morning handsome, you giant mountain of sexual satisfaction, supported by two thighs so muscular in nature they could be mistaken for those of an elk'.

Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

The problem with asteroids and Ms Katona is that both can be elusive.

My Wimbledon: Cliff Richard

Wimbledon has got to be my favourite place in the whole, wide world, even if it isn't a tax haven.

Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

I can't imagine any animal that wouldn't grow to its maximum size under Andy Murray's firm guidance.

Desert Island Discs: The Duke of Edinburgh

My book would be No One Here Gets Out Alive, the biography of Jim Morrison.

One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey

Despite what the sluts say, most men are not that stupid.

Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

Your close circle of friends reflects on you as a person so it's needs to look and smell excellent.

Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

You see, you can think of the smallpox virus like John Travolta.

Desert Island Discs, with Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Some say that playfully rubbing yourself up against your assistant Claudette whilst playing Sex Bomb full blast is filthy, filthy, dirty and wrong.