Kanye West could be next twat president

IT IS now a strong possibility that rapper and colossal twat Kanye West will become president of the US, experts believe.

West has so much in common with current president Donald Trump that voters would actually feel reassured having another mightily deluded bellend in charge.

US political analyst Donna Sheridan said: “Massive ego? Check. No real understanding of politics? Check. Total arsehole? Kanye ticks all the boxes.

“Kanye’s already immersed in celebrity culture thanks to Kim Kardashian, and he’s highly skilled at writing gibberish on Twitter. What is ‘dragon energy’ anyway? How do you even think of garbage like that?

“We’ve made a reality TV halfwit president and he’s not even unpopular, so this is clearly America’s future. And if you’re electing a twat, few people match up to Kanye.

“Also the appeal of Kanye crosses party lines. Half of America is united in contempt for him, so the other half will vote for him just to piss them off, like Trump.

“‘Yeezy 2024’. It’s happening. It’ll be a fucking disaster, but a reassuringly familiar fucking disaster.”