IT’S not just prime ministers who should never give up! Here are my tips for hanging on grimly in everyday life.
THE UK has once again thanked the DUP for ensuring Britain has a strong and stable government.
BRITAIN has agreed that Theresa May's humiliating defeat is undeniable evidence of karma.
THE UK’s political leaders have ruled out the Brexit deal, a no-deal Brexit, a second referendum, a general election, remaining in the EU and continuing the current situation.
A 52-YEAR-OLD man his peeking out the window every 1o minutes to see if the riots have begun on his road.
CALLING half of UK voters losers who should shut their traitor mouths forever may not have been a brilliant idea, Theresa May has admitted.
THERESA May is happy that everyone thinks her Brexit deal is brilliant in every possible way.
THERESA May has generously offered Britain a choice between a shit sandwich and a particularly nasty shit sandwich.
ONLY politeness is stopping people asking a Jeremy Corbyn supporter how the hell a ‘left-wing Brexit’ is supposed to work.
FROM the Speaker of the House of Commons to the most lowly office monkey, half the population of the UK is a traitor to Brexit. But what level are you?
ARE you a farmer who fervently supported Brexit but now realises you’re up shit creek? Here’s how to be a dick about it.
THE government is planning to supply emergency heaters, blankets and duvets to old folk, but only the ones who are diehard Conservatives.