BORIS Johnson passed his Brexit bill when nobody was paying any attention. What else will he try and slip past?
REPUBLICANS have argued that Trump’s impeachment has lowered the standard for impeachment from its previous high point of an Oval Office chewy.
LABOUR suffered their worst electoral loss since 1987 last week, and logically it must be someone’s fault. Who are you blaming?
I LIKE the North now it’s a Tory heartland, and I plan to spunk about £80 billion to keep it that way.
ALMOST 90 percent of Conservative voters would happily vote for Benito Mussolini if he was a Tory and still alive.
THE new Conservative MP for Stoke-on-Trent Central has just shuddered with horror on realising she now has to live there.
FORMER Lib Dem leader Jo Swinson has been ‘belting out’ That’s Life while standing on her sofa.
THE Lib Dems have decided to take a break from politics and try something different, starting with becoming a knitting club.
THE Brexit Party’s dismal election results have reduced it to a retired couple from Cornwall and their golliwog, ‘Mr Golly’.
THE Tory victory means we’ll be seeing more of Britain’s most irritating twat, Michael Gove. Here’s how to get through the difficult years ahead.
JEREMY Corbyn has announced that he and Labour are in a ‘process of reflection’ on what voters mean by telling him to ‘p*ss off’.
NIGEL Farage is a bit irrelevant now. So how can he slither back into the limelight again?