THE general election has already ruined the Christmas run-up, but it doesn’t have to stop there. Here’s how to let it turn the whole festive period into sh*t.
BORIS Johnson has claimed that the boy lying on a floor in A&E was doing it as a protest because he wants to get Brexit done.
DIANE Abbott and Jacob Rees-Mogg are spending their time in exile as electoral liabilities by holidaying together in Bali.
YOU probably don’t realise it, but many Britons hold views that mean they are ‘Brexiters’ or ‘Remainers – and it may even influence their vote! But which are you? Find out in our fun quiz:
BORIS Johnson has unveiled his 10 election pledges to the public, but how will he betray every single one of them?
HELLO. You’ve probably noticed, over the last nine years, how pretty much everything has gone wrong. The funny thing is, absolutely none of it is my fault.
THEY’VE told me not to get involved in this election. So I won’t. I like Boris a lot and everyone should vote for him. Here’s my plan he’ll follow.
A MAN who has spent three years ranting about Brexit is not planning to vote on December 12th if it is cold that day.
THE Tories have used the ‘Trump playbook’ to put the blame for last week’s terror attack on Labour. What else can they implausibly pin on them?
THE ice sculpture in last night’s Channel 4 debate has roared to a 12-point lead in general election polling.
DOES the idea of just 'getting Brexit done’ make total sense to you? Read our guide to what sort of idiot you might be.
THE Labour party is drastically changing its election tactics by denying there is, or has ever been, any such thing as ‘Jeremy Corbyn’.