Politics

May is not unsackable, confirms Boris

THERESA May could well be out of a job soon, Boris Johnson has announced.

Teenage Corbyn supporter turning parents’ house into socialist utopia

A TEENAGER back from the Labour conference has begun implementing Jeremy Corbyn’s vision of a new society at his parents’ house.

I'm basically Adele now, says Corbyn

JEREMY Corbyn has told the Labour party conference he is such a mainstream, safe political choice that he is basically Adele.

Nobody wants to tell Corbyn election isn't for years

LABOUR MPs are reluctant to tell 'ready to govern' Jeremy Corbyn that it is five years until the next election.

Labour conference is a far-right invasion, says Brighton

BRIGHTON residents are horrified at the extreme right-wing views of Jeremy Corbyn's Labour party, it has emerged.

Labour 'only doing better because May is utterly shit'

LABOUR should not assume they are great just because voters really loathe Theresa May, experts have warned.

May makes generous offer to remain in reality for further two years

THE prime minister has offered to abide by the laws of reality for a further two years while details of the wonderful fantasyland awaiting Britain are negotiated.

Choose your own Boris Johnson adventure

YOU are Boris Johnson, foreign secretary, bon vivant and statesman, but can you make it to the end of the week without being forced to resign?