JACOB Rees-Mogg has celebrated his 250th birthday in the remote country house where he was born in 1768.
BOOKMAKERS have confirmed that whoever the next Conservative leader is, it will be someone you hate even more than the present one.
NOBODY can be arsed with Brexit except an angry upper class couple with multiple dogs, it has emerged.
THE government's legal advice on the Brexit withdrawal agreement has confirmed that it is all bollocks.
THE prime minister has been given an atomic wedgie, had her shoe stolen and seen a full blue drink emptied into her school bag all in one day.
NIGEL Farage has resigned from UKIP while demanding recognition for creating a party of incompetent racists.
THE five-day Commons debate on Brexit is nothing to do with you, MPs have confirmed.
THERESA May will attempt to distract from her robotic, off-putting personality at the Brexit TV debate by using glove puppets, she has confirmed.
BREXITERS have agreed that the UK’s economy is oversized, unwieldy and needs to be trimmed by about eight per cent.
IN JUNE 2016, you voted for Britain to leave the European Union. But do you have any idea why you did this or is it lost in the mists of time?
THE prime minister has returned to Wales to make one last attempt at working out if there is any point in it even being there.
THE prime minister has demanded a TV Brexit debate so she can repeat the same six meaningless platitudes while visibly panicked.