DOMINIC Cummings, the chief adviser to the prime minister, is at your mum’s house and has announced he is your new step-father.
DETERMINED to have an opinion about Black Lives Matter protests but woefully ill-informed? Share these moronic opinions.
BORIS Johnson has condemned the ‘thugs’ who have ‘subverted’ Black Lives Matter protests as ‘no better than the mindless vandals of the Bullingdon Club’.
I TOTALLY got away with it. You thought I wouldn’t. You said I wouldn’t. You wrote big articles about how I wouldn’t. But guess what, f**kers? I did.
JACOB Rees-Mogg is insisting that social distancing in the Commons is carried out with long-forgotten imperial measurements.
LABOUR leader Keir Starmer has alienated ordinary Britons with a vicious and destablising attack on the government which is only doing its best.
JACOB Rees-Mogg is back on his bullshit, but what is the professional troll up to today?
THE anger towards the PM’s senior adviser doesn’t seem to be dying down. Perhaps these punishments could satisfy the country’s rage?
SPECIAL adviser Dominic Cummings has changed his blog to suggest he knew Bruce Willis was dead the whole time in The Sixth Sense.
EVER wondered what Boris Johnson really thinks about his chief adviser in the terrifying early hours of the morning? Here are his troubled thoughts.
BEING prime minister is what we at Eton used to call an ‘awful fag’. Here’s what a typical day consists of for me, Boris Johnson, the greatest PM since Churchill.
BORIS Johnson is defending Dominic Cummings so robustly because he is one of his illegitimate children, it has emerged.