LEAVE voters who read newspapers from the back forward and watch the news twice a year have confirmed they would still vote for Brexit.
A BUILDER who has caused £8,000 of damage to the kitchen he is supposedly improving has promised he will see the job through.
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JACOB Rees-Mogg has called a press conference to say he has read the draft Brexit agreement and, against all expectations, absolutely loves it.
DOMINIC Raab has unveiled plans to throw petrol bombs at your house and then petrol bomb the fire engine as soon as it arrives.
THE finalised Brexit deal imposes full EU rules on Northern Ireland, changes its official language to Flemish, bans religion and renames it West Belgium.
THE bucketful of shit first upended in June 2016 has finally completed its slow 29-month journey through the air and is now hitting the fan.
THE UK has told the Conservative party that if it is trying to hold things together for their sake then go ahead and split up.
AFTER discovering Britain is surrounded by water, Brexit secretary Dominic Raab shares his insights into the British Isles which everyone else already knew.
THE UK is only allowed the Christmas gifts it wanted on a whim in June 2016 whether or not it has changed its mind since, the government has confirmed.
A LEADING Brexiter feels the unfolding chaos of Brexit is going well from the vantage point of his massive house in France.
GEORGE Osborne has admitted to being a political idiot.
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