JACOB Rees-Mogg is insisting that social distancing in the Commons is carried out with long-forgotten imperial measurements.
LABOUR leader Keir Starmer has alienated ordinary Britons with a vicious and destablising attack on the government which is only doing its best.
JACOB Rees-Mogg is back on his bullshit, but what is the professional troll up to today?
THE anger towards the PM’s senior adviser doesn’t seem to be dying down. Perhaps these punishments could satisfy the country’s rage?
SPECIAL adviser Dominic Cummings has changed his blog to suggest he knew Bruce Willis was dead the whole time in The Sixth Sense.
EVER wondered what Boris Johnson really thinks about his chief adviser in the terrifying early hours of the morning? Here are his troubled thoughts.
BEING prime minister is what we at Eton used to call an ‘awful fag’. Here’s what a typical day consists of for me, Boris Johnson, the greatest PM since Churchill.
BORIS Johnson is defending Dominic Cummings so robustly because he is one of his illegitimate children, it has emerged.
THE CONSERVATIVE Party has asked Britain not to turn their current political f**k up into something political.
DOMINIC Cummings’ lockdown visit to a popular dogging site was entirely appropriate, the government has confirmed.
A RELIEVED nation has confessed they knew their hero Boris Johnson would never use his position to have tawdry sex with a blonde American.
THE Mail exposed Keir Starmer for buying a field for his mother to use as a donkey sanctuary, horrifying voters. What smears are next?